OMG leave us alone!

I can't believe that someone made a community just because they were pissed at me and my friends and wanted to talk shit about me and my friends! I don't get what's so special about me and my friends that you have to pay so much attention to us! God, get over it, and leave me and my friends alone. Just because you are jealous of our awesome icons doesn't mean you have to talk so much trash about me and my friends!!! You all are so lame!
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LOLFAILZ PUPPET CABINET ELECTION RESULTS!

AND NOW, YOUR 2008 LOLFAILZ PUPPET CABINET!

Our Honourable Queen emilytheslayer
His Majesty, Emperor
chaos_wraith_x
Secretary of Wank ladymiranoy
Asst. Secretary of Wank jpownsyoudt
Official Unicorn Whisperer bitteralmonds
Keeper of the Magic madrugadita
Grand Duchess of Wank seserakh
Captin ov teh Gaurdz ellowyntinuviel
Leader of Fail vicarabelling
Grand Keeper of the Glitter, Poet Laureate, and Head Cook lucretia_lenore
Mistress of the Macros dcherrycoke
Court Jester antichristie
Secretary of Naps neverbreathe
Attorney General raeheezy


And, may I present to you, your recently voted General of the Army of Butthurt and Pretty Pretty Princess,
scattywah and lickintoadz !


You may also now decide between FACTIONS! The factions are as follows:
-Assache Soldier (Member of the Army of Butthurt. Leader: scattywah)
-
Sacred Unicorn (Member of the Most Holy Order of the Unicorn Whisperers) Leader: bitteralmonds)
-Wanker (Citizen of the Country of Wank. Leader: seserakh)
-Failbot (Comrade of the High and Mighty Fail Dictatorship. Leader: vicarabelling)
-Gaurdz (Gaurd ov teh Queen an Emperor. Leader: ellowyntinuviel)
-The Wizards of Odd (Users of the Magic. Leader: madrugadita)

This should totes be made into a game or something, I think. Y/N?


Herein lie the members of the Factions!

-Army of Butthurt: cinderbella84, buddhalupana
-Sacred Unicorn: naomi_naomi
-Wanker: lucretia_lenore, ladymiranoy, jpownsyoudt
-Failbot: antichristie, raeheezy
-Gaurdz:
-The Wizards of Odd:

NO MORE CABINET POSITIONS ARE OPEN!

You can join a faction, however! I'll probably start giving out points and things, and we can devise contests and things. I already have two of them in mind :D
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LOLFAILZ PUPPET CABINET ELECTIONS PART DEUX PART DEUX

Poll #1186918 LOLFAILZ PUPPET CABINET VOTING

General of the Army of Butthurt

scattywah
15(71.4%)
raeheezy
6(28.6%)

Pretty Pretty Princess

dear_lover
0(0.0%)
lickintoadz
32(100.0%)
VOTE NOW! Only disputed positions are being voted on.

Re-done, since I fucked up the HTML last time.

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. NO OTHER VOTES WILL BE COUNTED.
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LOLFAILZ PUPPET CABINET ELECTIONS PART ONE

Alright, since I imagine the original creator of Lolfailz is still lurking somewhere around here, this will be the post where we nominate our puppet cabinet.

NOMINATIONS =/= VOTING. :D

[EDIT] VOTING IS CURRENTLY GOING ON!

The positions are as follows:

-Emperor
-Queen
-Keeper of the Magic
-General of the Army of Butthurt
-Pretty Pretty Princess
-Captin ov teh Gaurdz

Other positions may be voted on as follows, and names are subject to change.

My first nomination is for emilytheslayer   as our Queen.

LET'S BEGIN.

-3 nominations for raeheezy   as General of the Army of Butthurt.
-Nomination for seserakh   as Pretty Pretty Princess Nomination retracted
-Nomination for lickintoadz   as Pretty Pretty Princess
-Nomination for bitteralmonds   as Pretty Pretty Princess  Nomination retracted.
-4 nominations for ME :D as Secretary of Wank
-4 nominations for bitteralmonds   as Official Unicorn Whisperer.
-8 nominations for emilytheslayer  as Queen.
-3 nominations for scattywah  as General of the Army of Butthurt
-3 nominations for chaos_wraith_x  as Emperor.
-4 nominations for madrugadita  as Keeper of the Magic
-3 nominations for seserakh as Grand Duchess of Wank
-Nomination for antichristie as Court Jester
-Nomination for dear_lover as Pretty Pretty Princess
-2 nominations for ellowyntinuviel as Captin ov teh Gaurdz
-Nomination for vicarabelling as Leader of Fail
-3 nominations for lucretia_lenore as Grand Keeper of the Glitter, Poet Laureate, and Head Cook.
-Nomination for dcherrycoke as Mistress of the Macros